lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

ILL MARRY U SO HARD
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n4ughty-y:

♡ love, sex, kissing, and more ♡

lohanthony:

when i trust you we can do it with the lights on

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lohanthony:

i need to stop with this ‘no labels’ shit.